We at Acme are committed to providing you, our customer, with the best in products that make your life not necessarily easier but, well, as the kids say, "rigorously interesting". Too many catalog stores only make life complicated by offering quality, quality, quality and not listening to the needs of the customer, who wants more than anything to have something no one else has regardless of how well it's made.
Our company - the lifeblood of Monstropolis, fuelled by human emotions. This is the kind of place where the more fun you have, the better a job you do. There's no discrimination - the odder you look, the better, frankly. And if you like to travel… great! Behind every door lies a new world.